camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

(Source: notwifi, via fake-mermaid)

February 2, 2014 162748
You have to be open minded in this day and age. If a ripped pirate who wears long pants to the pool wants to call himself Crystal, you’ve gotta respect that. The guy on Bad Ink (via theworldneedsalittlehope)

(via religiousmother)

February 2, 2014 133

teenssfromhell:

family functions more like

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(Source: seedy, via orgasm)

February 2, 2014 11309

fallincastiel:

i am bored of tumblr but at the same time i am addicted to tumblr 

(Source: greatdean, via orgasm)

February 2, 2014 239658

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

(via hopelessromantic)

February 2, 2014 284250

ernbarassing:

*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*

(Source: ernbarassing, via fake-mermaid)

February 2, 2014 323412

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

(via fake-mermaid)

February 2, 2014 710318

davestrider:

little kids picking up animals makes me incredibly nervous 

(via fake-mermaid)

February 2, 2014 118931

loveisaboutrust:

Sometimes you need a tall cute boy to cuddle you in bed with his hand up your shirt

(Source: youngpreciosa, via fake-mermaid)

February 2, 2014 138465

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(Source: hi, via orgasm)

February 2, 2014 90730

gnarly:

damn gurl is u flappy bird bc nobody likes u

(via orgasm)

February 2, 2014 92943

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via fake-mermaid)

February 2, 2014 650552

thelordofthebuttz:

seeing a guy’s happy trail when he stretches

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(Source: theyearofbecoming, via religiousmother)

February 2, 2014 60514
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